elf

Please allow me to introduce myself I’m Santa's most Senior Elf.
I have a proposal to allow us both to secure fantastic wealth.

My former employer is now deceased due to a little incident.

His reindeer ate fermenting fruit causing a fatal flying accident.

He was to distribute presents to all the little girls and boys.

Now the warehouses stand quiet but still full of all the toys.

The lawyers say I must stay and manage the business and the grounds.
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However my proposal is to sell all the toys for ONE HUNDRED MILLION UK POUNDS!

I think you must agree that this is quite an impressive amount.

But, not being human, the banks all say, I cannot have an account.

How do I sell the toys then? I reckon I need a human to assent.
to allow me access to their account for a return of ten per cent.

Do please keep this quiet, but let me know if you will be so chivalrous

to help me to help both of us have a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!