Sex with Liberty

The day we first met, I only wanted love
and did not care how it was spelt.

I allowed you to bring your runners into bed,
for better traction,
I kissed you while your hard eyes
glittered in the moonlight.

Then we would make love, and light our
cigarettes with just
our fingertips.

As I had found out,
exactly why it's called
a "headboard".

Obviously we were equals,
because we had a chess clock by the bed.

Then when you asked to have my children,
I said yes, because my ex-wife
sure doesn't want them.

But then you left!
And all because I said I'd like to
marry you.

If I could bring a date?

Quote:

Woody Allen.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.