People across the country took part in a nationwide intelligence test last night. The research, which was conducted by the BBC, tested the IQs of over 16,000 people.
An over-excited Anne Robinson and an as-smug-as-ever Phillip Schofield told viewers that, of all the football supporters who registered, York City fans were the most intelligent, while people living in Leicester were likely to have the highest IQ scores. The government has denied suggestions that York City fans living in Leicester will be banned from working for the Transport Department.
Producers reportedly asked Prime Minister Gordon Brown to appear on the programme, but he declined. A spokesman for Mr Brown said that he was too busy, but had he appeared he would have "knocked the other contestants out".
Some of the results were more worrying, though, as approximately 27% of people who took part failed completely and were put into the "thick as pig shit" category. A researcher at the BBC told The Happening Place Team that they had all tripped up on the "Who do you vote for?" question and answered "Conservative".
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//''thick as pig shit"// ...that's the catagory i would bre in