Gordon Brown

This Government is in a dilemma
And now it’s up to Mr Brown
To avoid anymore blockades
By bringing the petrol price down.

But he won’t, it’s not in his nature,
A price freeze may be his best shot.
I mean, how can we expect generosity
When the purse strings are governed by a Scot?

So if arrogance were a virtue,
Gordon Brown would be a saint.
But it isn’t,
And he ain’t.