Mr P Nis

Dear Management,
I, Mr P Nis, hereby request a rise in salary for the following reasons: I do exhausting, hands-on physical labour. I work at great depths and plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or holidays off. I work in a damp, ill-lit environment with poor ventilation at very high temperatures. My work constantly exposes me to possible contagious diseases.

Yours sincerely,

P. Nis esq.,