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Run for your lives! and hide! In an attempt to quash any potential satanic uprising Mr Brown Prime Minister unelectable, has ordered that all babies born on the 6th June 2006 to be taken into custody for questioning.

"There is a clear and present danger to the security of this country, just as there was with Saddam," said the PM, "and as such we must take pre-emptive action by bringing these potentially evil infants in for interrogation."

The firsts arrest occurred shortly after 6.06 am this morning, when little Tommy Stevens was arrested at the Whittington Nursery under Anti-Anti-Christ Legislation and taken to Paddington Green police station in west London.

"I can confirm that earlier today a 23 month old Islington child was apprehended by a team of around 250 officers, most of them heavily armed and spoiling for a fight, at a north London nursery school," said a Met spokesman. "After a brief scuffle with the mother who we may or may not have shot during the incident, the infant was taken away to a secure location to be questioned and have its nappy changed."

The ex Liberal Democrat leader Sir Menzies Campbell was expected to condemn the hospital raids but unfortunately his staff couldn't wake him up.