World-famous news satire website “The Dead Synapses Society” has today denied allegations of bias following the publication of an article about the invasion of a possibly small, poor, defenceless Middle-east country and the kidnap of respected, loved and not even remotely insane minister MP Jaqui Spliff by nasty, evil, smelly terrorists.
My website, which has not been updated for at least 18 hours due to a severe bout of laziness, was also criticised for using long and complex sentences in the previous paragraph, and indeed in this one, which – some might say – make its contents harder to read.
Dr Trevor Cum, Professor of Complex Sentence Structures, Grammar, the English Language, Literature and, Most of All, Commas, told DSS not to do it again. Speaking to an increasingly confused reporter, Dr Cum said, "It is not for me to criticise the use of long, complex sentences, or indeed shorter sentences, or, perhaps, the use of any sentences at all, but – and I say this from the very bottom of my heart with the utmost sincerity – I've gone on so long, and not without reason, that I can't actually remember what my point was now, or indeed if I ever had one." 
catzycradle
Well at least you stand up for what you believe. What's in a sentence anyway? Just say it like it is; your soul is unbreakable! xx