DSS where led to believe that Susan’s 1st Album would be entitled "Susan Boyle – All The “Rumours” Are True."
And to be honest we prefer “"Rumours amidst the rancour – bed sheets and broken dreams!" by eggbod.
However DSS can now give you a DSS world exclusive:
Susan Boyle’s first album is going to be entitled: “Lords of Acid Pussy”
Simon Cowell explained that the title is all about “Extra Sensual Sexual Persuasion”, Susan decided to use both her intense religious faith and her dynamic sexuality to help persuade people to buy her fantastic first premier album.
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The first single from that album is called Mirkin Madness. It covers the sexuality aspect and mental health issues without alienating cat lovers