Susan Boyle Helps Fight Terrorism

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Susan Boyle Helps Fight Terrorism

by tel1342 ^Pro @ 2009-06-19 – 17:06:01

Sir John was speaking at Mansion House this afternoon:

Best Quote:

"Susan Boyle has done wonders for the fight against terrorism, now that all Muslims now know what a virgin actually looks like, they aren't so sure about suicide bombing!"
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5 Comments to Susan Boyle Helps Fight Terrorism

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- nultygoestopartick
- 2009-06-19 @ 17:54:55
Nice one I will be using that to night.
- - tel1342 ^Pro
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  - 2009-06-19 @ 20:00:33
  Between you and me the thought of having to service 72 Virgins for eternity, would deter me anyway, god what about the pub?
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- jenray ^Pro
- http://www.jenniferhunter.co.uk
- 2009-06-19 @ 18:46:58
that's cruel, tel... GBHs...XXX
- - tel1342 ^Pro
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  - 2009-06-19 @ 20:03:53
  So is Suicide Bombing mate, but lets be honest, surely its all drug related?
  
  I mean the promise of 72 virgins in your after life?
  
  How can that possibly encourage one to say, "Yea, I'L do it?" x
  - - jenray ^Pro
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    - 2009-06-19 @ 20:12:41
    I know there's an unbelievable naivety in this belief, but poor old Susan Boyle doesn't really need this recommendation.. GBHs...XXX
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