Maidstone Borough Council Licensing Department have withdrawn the operating license for a High Street Sex Shop in the town, following numerous complaints from customers.
"I bought my wife a vibrator from there," Mr Henry Stannard told us. "It was just not right.
When she used it she would start thrashing around, sighing, groaning, tearing the pillowcases, and foaming at the mouth. All I used to get was a bored sigh and the odd grunt. It's just not right."
Most people were quick to condemn the store and its products, but we did manage to find one staunch supporter.
Mr Andrew Smith from Coxheath told us:
"I bought the wife a vibrator from Naughty Sue's Sex Shop but frankly, it just didn't cut the mustard with her. She'd toss it aside and beg for old chunky. I don't think the shop does any harm and I don't think it deserved to have its license revoked. It's all just a crock of shit as far as I'm concerned."
A vibrator is a good present for a wife.