Essex based “Bunny Farm Ltd” announced today new Bunny Farm franchising opportunities for the UK. Entrepreneurs are being invited to review franchising contracts and become part of the new Bunny Farm Corporation family, which is the largest legal “sex for money” operation in the United Kingdom.
The Essex Bunny Farm Corporation, best known for its fine selection of porn stars and playmate quality ladies was founded on the belief that everyone has a right to get laid. Popular with both business and leisure visitors, the new Bunny Farm Corporation hopes to eventually place franchises strategically throughout the United Kingdom.
This new and amazing business opportunity is not going forward without it’s fair share of resistance from local residents. Many people feel that the franchise will bring a new wave of STD’s to both the local residents as well as area livestock. “Dem bad dicks comin up her and spreadin dem dare disorders and the like, makes me as nervous as a ewe on heat on a welsh mountain.” said Jasper Jenkins from Southport, Merseyside. His fears are shared by many, including local church groups and Boy Scout troops.
“These fears are completely unfounded” stated Lionel Member, Marketing Director, Bunny Farm Corp “In the entire history of the Bunny Farm Corporation, our employees have never given an STD to any form of livestock.” continued Lionel. Lionel then corrected himself by saying, “Ok, there was the one time that a horse got gonnaherpeclap; but that was because he refused to wear a condom after multiple warnings.”
Lionel also says that this will bring many new jobs for area woman and cause a huge boost to the local economy. “We are offering UK woman the opportunity to better themselves, help others, and support their community. There are also plans in place for area franchises to sponsor local sports clubs and junior sports teams. “This is just one more way we plan to fully integrate ourselves into the community and offer additional community services.”
While the legalities of this business opportunity are still being drawn out, local council leaders nation-wide have stated that there will be no attempt to interfere with the development so long as they are provided with “season passes” to the “new team” that is “starting a franchise” in “there area”. It should also be noted that council leaders were seen winking wildly and nudging each other while giggling like school children as they made that statement.
