Recently deceased POP icon Michael Jackson expressed disappointment over the reception granted to him by the host of angels responsible for interning new souls into the land of eternal bliss, as newcomer Farrah Fawcett’s arrival turned Heaven into a free-for-all.
Even St. Peter, seeking an autograph from the 70’s superstar, could not be bothered to welcome the King of Pop to Elysian Fields in a timely fashion, much to the former entertainer's consternation.
"It's like, doesn't my courageous battle with plastic surgery and physical pain count for anything?" asked Jackson.
Farrah’s perfected heavenly body roundly bests Michael Jackson's bizarre eternal appearance that he has chosen for himself, which observers say is a cross between a giant diaper-wearing, rattle-holding child and a zombie.
"No, it's fine," Jacko said, shrugging his shoulders furiously. "Yeah, all I did was eventually succumb to the pain that I heroically fought. How did Farrah die eh?” In response Farrah said, “How did Michael die, did his nose finally gain sentience and murder him?"
Yet away from the spiritual plains, here back on earth Farrah will always be remembered for her iconic hairstyle, being an empowering figure to all women, and looking super-bangable.
News of Fawcett's passing doesn't look to be able to compete with the death of Jackson, the man responsible for hits like '"Thriller", "Pretty Young Thing", and the eerily prescient "Cardiac Arrest Is My Worst Enemy".
