In its continuing efforts in the war against terrorism, the government has ordered around 300 soldiers from the SAS into Afghanistan. It has been widely reported in the media that the soldiers are from the Special Air Service, and after hours of extensive research involving lots of books and a Camel Washer called Mohammed, DSS has uncovered the truth...
DSS can reveal that the men are actually from the Special Hair Service and were sent in following the liberation of the eastern province of Khost, by UK Defence Secretary Des Browne.
US intelligence, which until recently was thought to have been permanently lost somewhere in Alaska, reported the presence of "bearded terrorists" near the capital Kabul, Kandahar Province.
Our squadron of military barbers in the SHS were immediately deployed to "sort out a very hairy situation". It has been emphasised, however, that the troops were not put at any unnecessary risk, and were even issued with "plastic safety scissors", just to be on the safe side.
"OUR SCISSORS YOUR HAIR"
