Top Medium Derek Acorah, best known for co presenting Most Haunted, broadcasting on Living, between 2002 and 2005. And currently presenting the series "Derek Acorah" on Sky Real Lives.
Has today confirmed that with the help of his spirit guide Sam he has been able to speak with Michael Jackson.
Mr Acorah said “Michael was not impressed with his memorial service and has lodged a complaint with Lord God Almighty and MTV.”
Michael said, “that there were just too many nobodies and that he barely knew anyone on the stage! He asked, who was that really annoying politician talking absolute shite out of her arse and raving about the declaration of independence?”
Michael also seemed to have major issues with the lack of famous people at his service and demanded to know why Diana Ross, Liz Taylor, Paul McCartney and Liza Minelli didn't even bother to turn up.
He also couldn't understand how or why a fucking Welsh child managed to get on stage? His words not mine and it was at this point I lost contact with him, Mr Acorah said.
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oh dear me.... Derek A strikes again 
Well I was also speaking to Michael Jackson via our cat and she said he thought it was great, but there weren't enough children there.