DSS have been reliably informed that Channel 4 are about to announce there most shocking reality TV programme to date. “Animal Big Brother”.
Featuring Animals That Are Absolutely Guaranteed To Not Get On!
Surely even the most jaded of reality TV fans would tune in to see what would happen when a giraffe, a gerbil, a moth, a Bengal tiger, an alligator and a magpie entered the famous Big Brother house to embark on a nine-week popularity contest. The show’s producers are confident that the combination of an alien environment and unfamiliar species would spark some truly horrifying encounters if not raunchy, inter-species bonking action involving lots of teeth, claws and sticky fur.
DSS have also learned that the show will be launched in October this year and that the RSPCA have agreed to have an Inspector stationed in the house on a permanent basis for the duration of the series.
Elsewhere, Channel 4 bosses are drawing up plans for programmes that will star the animal evictees of Animal Big Brother. The tiger and the moth are scheduled to co-host their own midday chat-show to compete with ITV’s Loose Women, and it has been generally agreed that the magpie will star in its own sitcom.
