Global Warming
A study recently conducted by the (UN) Committee on Global Warming has concluded that global warming (GW) affects men’s penis size.
This rather startling if not disturbing revelation was made during an impromptu press conference by Health Secretary Andy Burnham in London this lunch time. Pointing at a rather large graph, Mr Burnham said, “This graph illustrates the UN committee's findings. The curve has the same upward turning shape that correlates with the famous GW hockey stick curve. The ‘Y’ axis values are increasing penis size in inches and the X axis values are increasing temperature in degrees Fahrenheit.

The significance of this UN' study result is far reaching. It explains why birth rates in cold climates are always less than in hot climates, why the term "Latin Lovers" is relevant in hot climates and why expletives like "Dick Head" and "Big Prick" are also common in hot climates."

After seeing Italian Artist Danilo Ricciardi nude paintings, Mr Burnham has requested that the UN Committee on Global Warming conduct a female study of global warming and it's affects on female genitalia.

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