The LA County Coroner and Scientists at the specialist LA Crime Laboratory have an even greater mystery on their hands now? What was Michael Jackson? DNA studies recently completed show that Michael's DNA profile is more closely related to that of a Pacific sea sponge than a human being.
"We have repeated the test numerous times and each time we come up with the same test results." "It certainly explains his incredible mobility. He moved like he had no skeleton, just like a sponge. It may also explain his nose, or lack of one," scientists reported. Jackson's family denies any relation to marine life. "Someone has manipulated the tests. Michael was and his sister Latoya is as human as the rest of us. We are prepared to sue." Latoya was recently accused of being "A reptilian alien hybrid" in a supermarket tabloid article. Scientists insist they have no reason to lie. "It doesn't make any difference to us “If He Was Black or White” or what he was related to. They then added... "A curious thing happened after we analysed his blood though, we found high concentrations of epidioxy sterols and polyunsaturated acids represented 24.1% part volume!
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He was a brilliant, talented, charismatic, enigma of an artist.
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