The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) were called to the house commons this morning as security staff discovered over 500 Guinea Pigs running wild in the main chamber.
Latin Name: (Caviidae and the genus Cavia)
However, the Officers attending the commons soon discovered that these guinea pigs had mutated into a viscous snarling mouth frothing breed.
The size and strength of these particular creatures have caused additional mayhem in that they have gnawed virtually all the interior of the building as well as chewing half the speaker’s chair. In the animal’s frantic search for food they have gnawed the floorboards, cables and even nibbled at the lead in the window frames. Giant droppings abound and the stench of urine and rotting faeces brings a tear to the strongest mans eye. The security guards were surprised by the extent of the devastation and the appalling stench, so automatically the RSPCA were called immediately.
The clean up process will take several weeks and may not be completed in time for the opening of Parliament.
First the sneaky animals have to be individually captured, labelled, and inspected for rabies and other similar illnesses before being despatched to a holding centre in Godstone, Surrey. This is not the first time that animals/ vermin has infested the House of Commons. Similar infestations occurred previously in 1997, 2001 and 2005. Once the animals have been finally removed into isolation holding units the actual building cleaning and rebuilding can start.
RSPCA spokeswoman Nicola Ramsey said, "This time we have to prosecute the owners of these animals, a mistake can happen once, the second time we have a written warning but the third offence must be charged with the full force of the law." Currently, expert officers are trying to establish just why and how this disgusting awful mess had occurred.
However, the government office responsible for the House of Commons explained, "Legally, once the currently infected animals have been removed and the complete building cleaned and refurbished, it will be necessary to hold national elections again."
