The Government in Colombia has decided to use Kerry Katona as a health warning. They plan to show what a mess you cam make of your life if you live the Kerry Katona lifestyle.
The Colombian Government formally announced on CNN this afternoon that the Former pop star, reality star, shopping star, star Mum, Evening star and Star of Wilmslow Cheshire, big bird Kerry Katona will be the new "Nasus of Colombia"!
Senor Rodregez from the Ministry for National Health Promotion told our reporter from his deckchair on a beach in Santa Teresa, Cartegena, that he hopes to convince the public of the United Kingdom that Colombia is the only reason Ms Katona is still alive.
"I believe that the medicinal qualities of our white powder are undervalued", Kerry is living proof of its benefits gushed the moustachioed official.
The UK Government however remain to be convinced although Health Minister Ann Keen says "She'll try a little bit to see if it's ok?"
