The Freed Lockerbie Terrorist has opened a Soho-style Pole Dancing Club-cum-Casino in the Libyan Presidential Palace in Tripoli, just days after doing a runner from Scotland.
Colonel Gaddafi was so thrilled at at al-Megrahi's spectacular PR coup that he personally signed over a franchise to run the country's second biggest national industry - a casino licence for visiting naturists.
Gaddafi told our reporter "It's what a compassionate Scottish Higher Power would have wanted,"
Al-Megrahi's miraculous recovery from the jaws of the Celtic Grim Reaper has been seen as a Ramadan omen.
He has been showered with gifts including Rolls Royce motors, Gold Watches, Diamond Jewellery and countless Biopic Movie Deals.
And Madonna has now vowed to have his baby.
