Masturbation Championship’s 2009, Sponsored by “KY Jelly”
The World Masturbation Championship 2009 will be held in the town of Sevenoaks, Kent, on 26th September at the “Bird in Hand Public House” starting at 1900hrs.
Festivities will include the induction of Peter Andre a.k.a. JORDANS Lacky into the Jack-off Hall of Fame.
Contestants will compete for prizes in several categories: self masturbation (with and without visual stimulation, most volume, quickest, and slowest events), team masturbation (most volume, quickest, and slowest events), and the ever popular shooting for distance event.
One rule change is that all visual stimulation pictures must be of the same person (though different pictures of that person may be chosen). The as-yet-unnamed woman is known to be a popular Hollywood actress, but her identity has not yet been made public.
pompeycaulkhead
love this hehe!! oooh i've got naughty thoughts in me head oooh no!! 
But will the top man from Canterbury be in attendance so competitors can bash the bishop???????