Viraerusticus) more commonly referred to as “The Ginga Virus” which causes hair to turn red has today been confirmed as being rampant. The normal 3.751% proportion of the population who are redheaded has spiralled to a now 70% plus here in the UK. Exact figures could be very much higher as many do not admit to using Hair Dye.
A spokesperson for Green Peace said, “A decrease in the ozone layer has meant that normal regulatory environmental controls which keep the virus in check have now disappeared. It has long been known that the "default" colour for human hair is red. Over thousands of years mutations from red have evolved, the virus however strips away the colour from hair leaving it in its "natural" base colour.”
At a hastily arranged news conference this morning the Secretary of State for Health the Rt. Hon Alan Johnson MP.
Stated that there is no need for panic, “after all the Danes are predominantly red headed and apart from a little light rape and pillage many centuries ago, are pretty much like you and me".
Environmental groups, concerned by the tenfold increase in sales of hair dye products, have urged the British public to "embrace their redness". An intensive TV campaign starts soon with the theme "Ginga is Cool!"
sparkles101
love 'em 
hee hee! i'm actually hitting the bottle later... going dark tho 
