Recent research published this morning in “Libido Magazine” states that People in the over 60s age group are now more sexually active than their younger counterparts.
More than 95% of those interviewed during the study confessed to having had an extramarital affair whilst they had been drawing their pensions, whilst nearly a third claimed to have taken part in a 'threesome'.
One woman, Marian Floozy, of the Frozen North West, said:
"I'm 68, but that doesn't stop me. I'm at it like a rabbit every night!"
Another, Doris Arkwright, 73, from Burnley, Lancs, choked by cigarette smoke, said:
"I get all randy about six thirty after me tea. I mention to me husband about making sure he 'doesn't leave the backdoor unlocked', and that's all he needs. That's unless it's a Sunday. We usually wait until after Songs of Praise."
Analysts claim that sex amongst the old and infirmed can be a good thing, and can even prolong life.
Dr Adam Bruffen of the “Elderly Edge Sex Institute” near Coventry, said:
"There's nothing wrong with it as long as Grandad is careful once Grandma hits the high notes!"
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