
An alternative new option for woman who are experiencing their periods is raising eyebrows all over the UK. World wide sex toy maker, Inside Fantasies Plc. Are releasing a vibrating tampon applicator in time for this years Christmas celebrations. DSS have been informed that the aim of the product is to offer all women a much more pleasant alternative to the present, boring applicators.
“We feel it was a long time coming, no pun intended”, said Inside Fantasies Plc. CEO Justin Ramsbottom. “Now women everywhere can actually enjoy their menstrual cycle.”
While this may seem a bit unorthodox, Dr. William Hardmans of the Woman’s Genital Foundation Clinic, located in Romsey Hampshire said, “In all truth, a woman’s menstrual cycle can be one of the most enjoyable times for sexual activity.” While a bit messy, it is perfectly safe and can be rather enjoyable.”
Most of the woman we interviewed seem to be completely open to the opportunity of having fun with their menstrual cycle. “I used to dread that time of the month, now I actually look forward to it!” says Alexia Stuart of Southend on Sea, “I tried out the prototype of this product during my recent period and had like 29 orgasms in one day!”
The product is designed to look both stylish and very trendy, measuring in at just over 4 inches; the applicator is powered by two small hearing aid type batteries but can be linked to an MP3 Player and is completely waterproof.
The device is manufactured to reach its optimal size inside the woman when the woman climaxes. So to all the woman of the world, your time has finally come.
Sienna
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What't the point of linking it to the iPod though!?
LOL!!