This afternoon American President Barack Obama announced that he received a secret briefing giving details that Princes Zara Phillips has been feeling moist for Prince Harry for a very long time and is asking if Prince Harry was interested in her.
Zara is said to be luring Harry with her un-torn virtues.
The President complains that in the past too many royals in line to the thrown have desired to bestow birth to Kings produced as the result of incestuous relationships.
The President of the United States then yanked out a long list of cousins who have married into the royal family, producing what he calls "the twin paradox" because they all look similar. The list starts with Diana and continues from there.
Zara's mother Princess Anne was asked by reporters what she thought about the American President's opinion of Zara's sexual desires.
Princess Anne replied to reporters that she did not agree with absurd opinions. The Princess then said, "Zara is a young woman and needs a macho, cavalry type, red headed man with an elongated worldly experience to help guide her through life." The Princess also added that the passion in such a marriage would never end due to the fact it is seen as illegal.
Gordon Brown the Prime Minister, in the defence of the royal family, added to the media coverage by saying "It is well known the royals have always desired children of a pure royal lineage."
ianrthorpe
A bit rich coming from Obama whose mother is his sister
(allegedly) There's probably more truth in my comment than we'll ever know...