Shit_Madras
Magistrates at Towyn Magistrates Court, North Wales had found Welsh wife Bronwyn Jones guilty of serving her husband an Indian meal composed of excrement.
But instead of sending the evil woman to Jail, a silly female Welsh Judge admonished and released her.

Mrs Jones claimed that for years she had suffered abuse at the hands of her husband Aberthol Jones, including leaving the toilet seat up, hiding the tv remote and on one occasion not replacing the cap on the toothpaste. This had driven her nuts, said her defence advocate, MR HenBeddestyr Blodwyn, and she decided to get revenge. She therefore cooked up a curry for her husband and garnished it with her own faeces.

After her husband started to eat it, Mrs Jones apparently began laughing at him. Her second advocate, Mr. Penvro Gallanagh, said it was just like an episode of Desperate Housewives.

Appeal Court Judge Abertha Davies chuckled at the evidence and at one point stopped Mrs Jones to ask her for her recipe. At the end of the case, she told Mrs Jones:

"Although you are guilty, I am admonishing you, so you are free to go home."

Asked what she would be cooking next for her husband, Mrs Jones told reporters:

"A Cachu con Carnie."

Cachu is the Welsh word for "shit".

Legal analysts in England say that the case demonstrates just how uncivilized, lawless and dirty most Welsh folk are. One leading barrister added:

"I am surprised at the judge's decision. She was probably having PMS at the time and didn't understand the evidence."