Edinburgh, Scotland - Researchers at the University of Edinburgh now have compelling evidence linking two personality types: 'Pricks' and 'Jerks'.
Previously, the connection between these two types of behaviours was grossly underestimated. But new testing methods have shed light into regions that now allow scientists to more accurately map the slight variations within these and other personality disorders.
"The fact is that no two Pricks are alike. Just as no two Jerks are alike.The same goes with Assholes. But we are seeing many more commonalities. The difference between a true 'Jerk', 'Prick' and 'Asshole' is mainly minor nuance," said Lead Research Analyst, Humphrey Bumboner. "The most striking thing, however, is that these traits appear to run in families. So the evidence points to a genetic component."
When asked what he thought about the new study, one man (pictured above) said this:
"Get the bleep out of ma face, you bleeping bleep before I stick your bleep pen up your bleep arse!"
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