David Cameron Conservative Leader-Manchester: Today, there is one issue that looms larger than any other in British politics: the amount of government borrowing.
According to some estimates the UK Government will borrow 14 per cent of our national income next year. Right now we are borrowing more in a month than governments used to worry about borrowing in a whole year.
So If given a clear mandate to lead this great nation of ours, and following the upsurge in the adoption of African orphans, and other foreign children, I will sanction, the introduction of a new tax governing the importation of these children into the country.
"In the main it is the more wealthy individuals who are bringing these orphans into the country." David Cameron told a committee of MPs. "We should tax the little bastards before they set one tiny little toe on British soil. Why, our country is already full of our own bastards thanks to the lucrative benefits we award to our wonderful British single mothers. We can use this taxation to reward the long-serving unemployed workforce of Britain."
According to Mr. Cameron's draft report the adoptive parents shall pay a flat fee of £2,500 per child they bring into the country then a further £120 per kg.
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sparkles101
oh dear, i have this image at the airport of the child being weighed on the weighing scales