Pop Icon Madonna was whisked away from her London home in an ambulance today, amid rumours that she cannot cope without the support of her vagina, which yesterday announced that it was retiring from public life.
Madonna, 51, was thought to have experienced a "mood swing" just after midnight, and was admitted, along with her vagina, to the London Clinic, Harley Street, where doctors said she was "pathetic but stable".
Ms Ciccone’s most public private part took the extraordinary step of retiring after coming under intense media pressure, as a result of constant public attention. It indicated that it had spoken to lawyers, and that it might seek a legal separation from the singer.
Only this week, UK talk show host Jonathan Ross revealed that Madonna had seen a psychiatrist over "mental issues" giving rise to speculation that she was now mental.
He also said that Madonna was prone to "seeking attention" through increasingly non-devious means and calling 999 after a drink and that a mood swing might satisfy her craving for the limelight for a little while longer.
Medical staff said no fans whatsoever had showed up at the centre to offer support to the failing star.
