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Pornography often gets bad publicity, but it is the insatiable desire of the British public for sexually-explicit entertainment that creates many of the technical innovations the world relies on.

Why, if it were not for pornography, VCRs would still be the size of bedroom refrigerators, and sell for £1,000 each. Early-adopters purchased expensive first-generation video cassette recorders just to watch porn at home. The revenue generated by the sale of those primitive machines allowed electronics manufacturers to do further research and development. This R&D in turn led to better, more compact videocassette technologies.

Today’s miraculous DVD Blue Ray video technology is becoming a standard because of its innovative use in the pornography field. Multiple angles, Scene selection, Chapter-by-chapter indexing? All thanks to porn, my friends.

Even the Internet, the magical network that connects computers all over the world, wouldn’t be what it is today if not for the hard work of sexually frustrated programmers, desperate to find a way to trade grainy .gif files of naked women.

Next time you send an e-mail to your old grandmother, remember to thank your lucky stars for pornography!

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