Ancient scripts discovered in Cyprus reveal that despite popular belief, prostitution is NOT the world's oldest profession. It seems that honour falls to politicians.
The manuscripts discovered in a cave near Kolossi Castle state that prostitution came into existence as a direct result of the demand for it by ancient law makers and leaders.
Professor Herbert O'Sullivan of the University of Cambridge said "It's obvious that prostitution was not the first profession. They needed paying customers - where were the customers to get cash from if they did not have gainful employment?"
O'Sullivan continued "It was supply and demand - the lawmakers and ancient leaders wanted sex out of their marriages, so it was they who introduced prostitution. One of the first known brothels in Babylon was built by politicians."
The Professors words have yet to be contradicted, with many observers stating that either way, both prostitutes and politicians will screw you in the end, and it will cost you.
