Afghanistan’s Unpopular b*stard, puppet-President Hamid Karzai, has taken another drastic step in his clampdown on any form of criticism of his regime by shutting down all internet cafe's which provide access to The Dead Synapses Society.
"Culturally, this satirical spoof site has been the cause of much disturbance and heartache for our beautiful country", ranted Karzi today at a press conference in Kabul prison where all the journalists are being held, "I have asked my wonderful new judges to rule in favour of this proposal and it will become law.................................................(looks at his pocket-watch).................................now".
"That bloody DSS lot are always mocking me and my little purple and green striped robes. So what if I want to look nice or dress like my little friend Robert Gabriel Karigamombe Mugabe? It's a free country, man in it."
"The DSS does nothing but bitch and whine about people. B*stards! How can we have stable government if we have free elections? Any ol' wacko could stand for office. They don't appreciate how much I've done for myself..ahem, (cough) I mean our country.
The people like being beaten by the police with big pointy sticks. Look at their innocent faces smiling. They like it. We're all quite kinky really. Beatings are Afghan turn-ons. Honest."
In response, The Dead Synapses Society Editor in Chief Sir John Cornish has encouraged his writer monkeys to travel to Afghanistan and journey throughout the country, spreading spoof stories to the populace.
"My fellow spoofers, I call upon you to continue the fight for truth, justice and the bullsh*t way. We must depose this tyrant ruler. Go forth and multiply and spread the word of my blog site".
