One time international terrorist and all-round bad boy, "Ossybin" has now fully integrated with Worcestershire Society by joining the regional Masonic Lodge.
"He will be a great asset", enthused Elder Mason Jasper Carrot, "the stories he can tell! It beats the one about me mole shooting! And it's one-in-the-eye for those snobby East Midland buggers".
Pringle sweater loving "Ossybin", garment and toy gun importer has been a stalwart of the local golf club since moving to Vipers Mount about four years ago. "Pakistan was just sooo cold, and not a decent coffee shop for miles" he joked in a recent chat on "BBC Midlands Today"
Questioned about his past, he continued, "That was like sooo yesterday, now I just want my luvely privet hedge, a ride on me mower and an occasional day out with the lads at Edgbaston for the cricket".
pompeycaulkhead
Osama bin Laden and Jasper Carrot. Would pay good money to see them in the same room!!!!!!!