London Mayor Boris Johnson today announced that the British Olympic Committee for 2012 have introduced Projectile Vomiting as an Olympic event.
"It makes perfect sense" said Boris "there's plenty of raw talent out there and the event could be accommodated into our games very easily as it would be a field event very little reorganisation would be needed".
The Mayor did admit however that they would probably have to invest heavily in plastic sheeting and cleaning products but said that he was sure an advertising deal could be made to lessen the impact of this.
The Mayor went on to say that the new event would provide substantial sponsorship to talented individuals, British record holder "Jaffa" Doughty is already pencilled in as our best hope and is keen to finally get the chance to show what she can do.
"A mixture of alchopops, chicken soup and goat's cheese does it for me every time" says Doughty who holds the British record at 23 feet, "but given the time and facilities I'm sure I could do better".
kevinwilson
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nice!
if we don't get gold, at least we'll get diced carrot.