The Most Reverend and Right Honourable Dr. Rowan Williams is the 104th Archbishop of Canterbury. This morning speaking at the General Synod Meeting being held at the Memorial Hall, St Peter's College, Hackney Road, London.
Dr Williams said "It is time," he said, "and I feel it is right that religious worship return to its beginnings. Consequently, the Church of England will be instituting blood sacrifice during Sunday Morning Services.
Blood sacrifice was common place in Hebrew worship during Biblical times. It is symbolic of the sacrifice of God in providing a Saviour for a broken world. "Christ's sacrifice was all about the spilling of innocent blood. This reinstitution of an old practice will focus people’s minds on the horror of the crucifixion and recommit them to Christ every week." said the Archbishop.
The Sunday Service Sacrifice will involve the priest holding up a virgin lamb before the congregation and the congregation chanting, "Hear Our Prayers, Hear Our Prayers” At which point the priest will take out a knife and plunge it through the lambs heart, spilling the blood upon the alter of the church.
RSPCA Chief Inspector Nicky Ramsey was outraged and announced that the society was launching a £10 billion pound law suit against the Church of England and the Most Reverend Dr. Williams. "This is brutal murder," she crowed. "I'll tell you that this has more to do with the Williams family lamb farm falling on hard times than actual religious practice."
When we questioned the Archbishop about the financial situation at his brothers, Pete Williams Baby Lamb Farm, the Archbishop recoiled, exclaiming: "You are all piranhas. This is about Church and nothing else. Leave me be or you'll all be judged by God!" He slammed his door and has refused to answer his door since.
The new practice of blood sacrifice is scheduled to begin in January 2010.
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LMAO, it has to be a virgin lamb doesn't it - they won't ever find an adult virgin human anywhere!!