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Whitehall – London: In a press conference today arranged at the UK Ministry of Defence, Brigadier General Sir Spencer Cameron confirmed growing speculation that Prince Harry (third in line to the British and Commonwealth throne) is to become Regimental Commander of 22 SAS Regt.

He added: - "The prince has already had extensive training in the art of tactical combat despite his young demeanour and oddly ginger hair (which initially was thought of as a tactical disadvantage especially in covert night time operations)."

He continued "Harry has proven himself in action already against the Taliban in Afghanistan, outside a few night clubs in London’s West End with the press. After all staring down the lens of a camera is not that different to a barrel of a gun". "He even disarmed a photographer".

Harry has a real military pedigree", he continued "After all his father was a Major ” errrr I mean his grandfather, father and his uncle have all seen service errrrrrr in the armed forces."

Comment came later from SAS veteran and best selling author Andy McNab.

He is quoted as saying:-

"I really don't think that this is such a great idea - like" "for a start he will have nay respect like from tha' lads."