A study conducted here in the UK by professional scientists who wish to remain anonymous due to the controversial nature of their findings, discovered that many features of the American flag were Satanical in nature.
The Stars and Stripes all American flag, which has been gazed lovingly upon by many a patriotic American, is in fact a very complex pattern incorporating more Satanic symbols than the T-shirts worn by six hundred and sixty-six crazed Ozzy Osbourne fans prancing gleefully into the deepest annuls of hell.
Let us begin with the stars found in the upper left hand corner of the flag. These are not innocent four-pointed stars such as the one seen above Jesus in the manger, or holy six-pointed stars of David. No. They are five-pointed stars of the sort used only by Lucifer and his evil cohorts.
They are white upon a blue background truly chaste-seeming to the average observer. But if one looks more closely, one may realize that the complimentary colour of blue is orange, and the opposite of white is black. Black and Orange the colours of the most Satanic Celebration ever conceived: Halloween!
Not one, not two, but fifty of these monstrosities are to be found on the American flag.
Let us next consider the stripes which cover the rest of the cloth the Americans unknowingly allow to represent their country.
There are thirteen of them. Thirteen! The number so unlucky that many successful hotel chains number floors one through to twelve, then spontaneously skip to fourteen.
But the number goes beyond such a petty amount of bad luck as the number thirteen. If one were to multiply it by the number of stars (fifty), then add the number of white stripes (six), add to that the three branches of the American Government, then the number of red stripes (seven), one would end up with an even more interesting number.
13x50+6+3+7= 666
Suddenly this bit of cloth's cult-like following doesn't seem so angelic, now does it?
desiflychick
Clearly these anonymous scientist don't have enough 'real' work to do! lol