Prophecies made by Nostradamus, uncovered for the first time since the 16th century, state that Uri Gellar is actually set to rise to prominence in the world of astrophysics, and become one of the most under-estimated minds in modern history.
According to the discovered prophecies by Nostradamus "The loon who bends the spoon, Will teach us all about the Moon and associated universe". The normally loose interpretations associated with the soothsayer's prophecies are not even required in these previously unseen writings. Gellar, whose hobbies include inflating his own ego, is delighted to finally be getting the recognition he deserves.
Pope Benedict XVI released the writings after over five hundred years of the Vatican concealing them. Catholic bigwigs hid them away in the 1500s because they feared that people would start a "God is Pants" campaign as a result. However, when the Pope (a big fan of Gellar's antics) saw the documents in the back of the naughty cupboard in his office, he decided to release them to the general public.
Descendants of the French monk are set to make a fortune from royalties now these predictions are uncovered. It is set to propel Nostradamus from the unprofitable geeky teenager market, to the big bucks of the mass-marketised, media-manipulated middle-classes.
sparkles101
Uri is nuts, he walked past me on the eclipse journey i went on in '99. now i thought i was short!