Embarrassed- fifteen-year-old, Katie Price, was spotted making a call from a public phone booth yesterday evening.
"Look my mobile just freaked out on me, honest it did!" she pleaded to passers-by as they gave her knowing looks. "I had no choice," she said when DSS went round to her house to investigate. "I just had to get in touch with Rebecca!"
But when the shame faced teenager finally managed to speak to her best friend on the public telephone, bad things happened. "She couldn't understand a word I was saying, she's so used to txt messages that normal phone speak was way beyond her."
Worse still, the two have fallen out over the unfortunate incident.
"Rebecca feels too embarrassed to be Katie's friend," said Rebecca's new best friend, Jennifer Nipple. "In fact, she's not texting to her anymore."
The_Walrus
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Oh come on! If you can find one of the few remaining public phones, it won't be working, and drunks will have filled it with urine.