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I'm Inside The Queen!

by tel1342 ^Pro @ 2009-11-08 – 14:55:32

A Liverpool man who claims he has been "inside the Queen" has been speaking exclusively to The Dead Synapses Society.

Harry Whatt, of Walton Road, Liverpool explained that he has been a blood donor since 1982 and that his blood is “Blue AB” and he has given over 1500 pints of blood. "It's almost certain that some of my blood has coursed around the royal veins like a fox being chased by a corgi" he said this morning.

Mr Whatt, 39, continued "I'm sure her Majesty will be feeling very lively now with my tomato sauce in her spaghetti.

I lead a very active life, walking to the Blood Donor Clinic, walking back from the Blood Donor Clinic".

"I'm sure the Queen often feels the effects of my claret. Daresay she'll at this very moment be craving a bowl of Scouse, a Beer" and possibly a trip to Goodison Park, he added.
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