Great Britain- Kent: Phizzer Pharmaceuticals’ has pulled the plug on a 5-year research programme into the effects of Viagra on women after it appears that it makes no difference to their sexual satisfaction.
"We've spent a massive amount of money trying to prove that Viagra has some effect on women’s' sexual urges, even if it's only a weedy third orgasm," explained Phizzer Director of Clinical Research Miriam O'Shea. "Unfortunately it didn't work. Men love it, as you might expect, co’s it gives them 24 hours at a time of erective capability. Unfortunately every one of the women in our programme was partnered by a man with a tiny dick."
SANDRA (names have been changed to protect the under endowed) agrees. "We were part of this test - or at least he was. Viagra was supposed to give him prowess beyond the Dreams of Olwen, Tom Jones size and Brendan Foster stamina. But when your husband has a dick the size of a button mushroom, fully engorged, the satisfaction rating is zero. Less than frigging zero, I had more fun with the Dyson. In fact so did he!"
Miriam O'Shea said. "This is obviously a disappointment to us, since we had expected to be able to make millions on the back of wives' and lovers' delight in their partners' dongs. But are we downhearted? Not us. We are urgently investigating the potential of fruit.
Through our latest research, we believe that crossing a coconut with a banana to give a long curved thing with a hard skin and hair is the way to go."
pompeycaulkhead
But when your husband has a dick the size of a button mushroom, fully engorged
I am jealous