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Northern Ireland: Belfast - Bridgette O’Flaherty is looking for her bicycle.

The bike in question, a £1,000 Raleigh Express model, strangely vanished during the annual Lance Armstrong Melee at Belfast City Hall, in which over 11,000 bicycle enthusiasts participated in an effort to raise money for cat and dog birth control products.

O’Flaherty, age 36, is known worldwide as the Woman with “The World's Largest Vagina”, and has held that title with the Guinness Book of Records in London for almost three years.

According to several witnesses, O’Flaherty hit a bump on the course and her bike immediately vanished, spilling her onto the pavement. Luckily, her helmet and knee pads prevented serious injuries.

Belfast City Police has requested that the official Police Spelunking Team to investigate further if the bicycle doesn't turn up in the next few days.

Anyone having information concerning the missing bicycle is asked to call 0845-800-1212. A reward is being offered.