Norway: Oslo - At the Nordbar Institute, researchers have stumbled on an important link in helping men live longer. There have been connections made before, but doctors at the famed Institute have finally cemented all the pieces together.
Doctor Hans Myrklebust summed it up for reporters, "The secret to a long life is having a pet. We at the institute have been using a live specimen for all human testing. We have found that men who get a little pussy when it's real young, live much longer than those who don't."
The Institute has taken their message globally by hiring Britney Spears to be their spokesperson and to show off her own pussy during press conferences and to advance the message of the Institute that having a young pussy not only makes you more desirable, but it can be very rewarding too.
Men everywhere have heeded the words of Dr. Myrklebust, and have expanded their search for young pussies everywhere!
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My man certainly enjoys the pussy, although we don't have time for a cat...