LA, California - The now brunette Gaelic rich girl Susan Boyle, has just announced that she has finally achieved her life-long dream.
She has just signed the papers and is now the full and complete owner of her very own nudist resort!
Ms. Boyle is thrilled at the fact that she will now be able to let her hair down and just walk around totally nude and not have to worry about any paparazzi clamouring to try and photograph her naked.
Boyle said that she first found out about The Flower of Scotland Nudist Resort while surfing the Internet looking for a recipe for chocolate chip, peppermint and avocado cookies.
She read that the owners of the nudist resort Sean and Kayla Bond were wanting to sell because Kayla had developed some extremely noticeable cellulite on her thighs and ass (butt) and Sean's wiener (dick) had begun to atrophy from too much sun.
The Bond's who have no health insurance, medical insurance, or dental insurance will take part of the money from the sale of the nudist resort and use it towards a cellulite (cottage cheese) removal surgery for Kayla and a peter (dong) transplant for Sean.
Meanwhile Susan is reportedly ecstatic at the purchase of her new "Toy." She was asked how much she paid for her nudist resort and she refused to say.
She was asked again and said that no one knew except for her, her business manager, her solicitor, Simon Cowell and Sean and Kayla Bond.
wow is that really her? Amazing what they can do these days.