Just when one thought that the Woods scenario could not get anymore complicated.
In a new twist Tigers wife Elin Nordegren has confessed to cheating on Tiger with one of his mistresses, Rachel Uchitel!
"Elin said, I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. But I know in my heart that everyone will forgive me, because everyone knows that Lesbians are totally hot, and everyone with eyes to see can tell that Rachel is even hotter than that."
This is not the end of the story, according to neighbours.
"Hey we all know that Tiger was totally hooked on Ambien and Vicodin", said one neighbour, who declined to be identified. "When he was totally zonked, Elin would have these mind-blowing pool parties."
"Sometimes, at these parties, Elin would have nine-way Lesbo sex with Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers, Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist, and Holly Sampson", she said.
"It was nine-way because she invited some neighbours, too," the source added.
It is rumoured that Elin will shortly be selling screen rights for the videos, which she describes as "totally hot, total reality."