London - (ReUterus Media): Nude photographs of Kate Middleton entertaining the entire Household Cavalry were found in a skip outside Lambeth palace today prompting fears that she may have been paid by the Ministry of Defence to get across a few more squaddies after breaking up with William.
Up to seventy different soldiers feature in the snaps which show Kate's best features to perfection.
However, her face is only barely visible in the majority of shots although birthmarks, tattoos and bite marks on her anatomy clearly identify her as the Hellfire Club Party Girl, we all knew she was.
In one of the compromising shots Kate is seen sitting astride a ceremonial saddle while providing relief massage to the regimental colour sergeant.
The photos were found by an Japanese tourist who subsequently handed them in to a central London police station after concern for some of the horses featured in the snaps.
Police then raided the skip where up to a thousand more shots were found, some of which have been branded 'tasteful and alluring'.
Prince William is said to be in a state of Shock and considering their future together, but will he get his Mums Engagement ring back?
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