Following last week's barmy decision by a District Judge in Wales, that a man who masturbated with a Tricycle in a hotel room was guilty of sexual breach of the peace.
Another District Judge in Wales has found an Englishman guilty of the same offence for having sex with his wife in the privacy of his own hotel room.
Mr. Anthony Allen, 50, was celebrating his silver wedding anniversary with his wife, Yvonne, by driving up to Wales and spending a weekend by the Great Orme, Llandudno.
However, Mr. Smith said that their stay at the Groes Inn Hotel was a nightmare.
"There wasn't anything on the menu that we fancied only a dish called “cawl and lobsgows” and the local residents played their harps, Pibgorn and Crwth into the night.
On the second day, we decided to have a lie-in, and got friendly.
Despite a “Do Not Disturb” sign, the cleaners burst into the room, saw us in the act of love-making and made a citizen's arrest.
They took no action against the woman next door whose sex toy kept us awake at night."
One of the cleaners justified the intrusion by saying that the Allen’s were still in their room at 7.30am rather than climbing a mountain or going fishing, like all their other residents.
Sexual breach of the peace is a peculiarly Welsh crime which means that if anyone catches you doing something sexual, you are guilty of a crime.
Mr. Allen was given 2 years probation and put on the sex offenders' register for life, which means he loses his job as a Head Teacher.
"To add insult to injury", he lamented, "they confiscated my wife under the Proceeds of Crime Act."