London, City Airport - (Associated Mess): At 11am this morning Jedwood where been arrested under the Dangerous and/or Offensive Hairdos Act 2008.
A Metropolitan police patrol car noticed suspicious antenna-like protrusions on the Twin's heads and allegedly mistook them for signs of demonic possession - a clear contravention of the 2008 Act.
The twins were taken into custody and searched for illegal substances.
And while initial findings of a potentially toxic white substance made the Met Drugs Unit confident of charging John and Edward with an array of drug offences.
Subsequent chemical analysis showed a case of nothing more sinister than serious dandruff issues.