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old men chuck their number twos when they've done it in the bed and smell of wee too because they start peeing before they've undone their zips...HLOL...GBHs...XXX more…
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In response to: "My Son The Soldier." 2 hours old
by WyrdSeeker Pro
Appropriate posting for 11/11. Thoughts were definately with those that put their own lives at risk for others freedom. more…
In response to: "Viagra Doesn’t Work on Women SHOCK!" 2 hours old
by tel1342 Pro
I thought that you might be Pompey Lad! more…
In response to: "Viagra Doesn’t Work on Women SHOCK!" 2 hours old
by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
But when your husband has a dick the size of a button mushroom, fully engorged
I am jealous :)):)):)) more…
In response to: "Sex Is Best Cure for Lack of Sex!" 22 hours old
by tel1342 Pro
Fact x more…
In response to: "Sex Is Best Cure for Lack of Sex!" 23 hours old
by anyak [Member]
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In response to: "Life Isn't Always Funny Is It?" 1 day old
by tel1342 Pro
Thanks x more…
In response to: "Life Isn't Always Funny Is It?" 1 day old
by jenray Pro
oh, that's good to hear...GBHs...XXX more…
In response to: "Life Isn't Always Funny Is It?" 1 day old
by kitten44 [Member]
very nicely written and hopefully it has the desired effect more…
In response to: "Life Isn't Always Funny Is It?" 1 day old
by tel1342 Pro
She will she is a strong person who just needs a little support at the moment. x more…
In response to: "Life Isn't Always Funny Is It?" 1 day old
by jenray Pro
That sounds very sad...Hope your friend finds hope from somewhere and love...GBHs...XXX more…
In response to: "Why Elderly Ladies Smell of Wee." 1 day old
by jenray Pro
not mine, Ray's when he worked in a geriatric ward...LOL...lot of ducking there...:-/ GBHs...XXX more…
In response to: "Why Elderly Ladies Smell of Wee." 1 day old
by tel1342 Pro
I bow to your 1st hand experiences! xx more…
In response to: "Why Elderly Ladies Smell of Wee." 2 days old
by jenray Pro
old men chuck their number twos when they've done it in the bed and smell of wee too because they start peeing before they've undone their zips...HLOL...GBHs...XXX more…
In response to: "Phone Sex-Error!" 2 days old
by jenray Pro
LOL....good one...:) GBHs...XXX more…
In response to: "Phone Sex-Error!" 2 days old
by anyak [Member]
LOL an unemployed milkman more…
In response to: "Phone Sex-Error!" 2 days old
by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
Brilliant :)):)) more…
In response to: "Phone Sex-Error!" 2 days old
by tel1342 Pro
I'm OK now, done the ice bath! more…
In response to: "Phone Sex-Error!" 2 days old
by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
You have got one hell of an imagination I'll give you that!!!!!!!!! more…
In response to: "Phone Sex-Error!" 2 days old
by sidejump [Member]
what a valuable service she provided there :) more…
In response to: "Why Elderly Ladies Smell of Wee." 2 days old
by ianrthorpe [Member]
It isn't a special old lady perfume then, just plain old Eau de Toilet.
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In response to: "Why Elderly Ladies Smell of Wee." 2 days old
by The_Walrus Pro
How am I supposed to sleep tonight after seeing that second picture? more…
In response to: "Why Elderly Ladies Smell of Wee." 2 days old
by sparkles101 [Member]
actually this adds weight to my arguement about minimal undies or very little!! :)) :)) more…
In response to: "Why Elderly Ladies Smell of Wee." 2 days old
by sparkles101 [Member]
oooooh NNNNNNnoooooo!!! 8| i'm in shock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! more…
In response to: "Why Elderly Ladies Smell of Wee." 2 days old
by kitten44 [Member]
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! more…
In response to: "I’L Shave My Pussy Shock!" 2 days old
by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
That is a seriously mugged off moggy!!!!!!!!! more…
In response to: "I’L Shave My Pussy Shock!" 2 days old
by kitten44 [Member]
:)) that is one ugly pissed off cat!! more…
In response to: "I’L Shave My Pussy Shock!" 2 days old
by tel1342 Pro
Feline maybe x more…
In response to: "I’L Shave My Pussy Shock!" 2 days old
by sidejump [Member]
now we know that pussies with hair look much more appealing ;) more…
In response to: "I’L Shave My Pussy Shock!" 2 days old
by sparkles101 [Member]
:)) :)) oooh I....errm.... :)) hehehe!! sorry *sniggers* more…
In response to: "I’L Shave My Pussy Shock!" 2 days old
by The_Walrus Pro
It looks a bit cross. I would trim the claws about now... more…