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Ms. Price claimed that she sometimes fantasizes about men of power such as Rupert Murdoch, Tony Blair, President Obama and California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Amazing how one paragraph is guaranteed to give you nightmares........ more…
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by tel1342 Pro
Very Good! more…
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Boiled in a bag??????? You mean they were going to put her inside Jordan to cook her???????? more…
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now we know :) more…
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Now you know! more…
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by tel1342 Pro
She was obviously selected for her lack of intellectuality, team work and willingness to be boiled in a bag. more…
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by anyak [Member]
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by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
Why would they have chosen to eat her. On the evidence of her performances in east enders she must have tasted of wood......... more…
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by rickmoreno [Member]
This true?
I will be annoyed if Harry potter gets banned more…
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by sparkles101 [Member]
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by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
Are you suggesting I may occasionally comfort the seasonal worker????????? :)):)) more…
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by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
Oh jesus. Better not get frisky in Wales then!!!!!!! more…
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by tel1342 Pro
Given your current Domestic Situation, you obviously can relate to the woman?.......... more…
In response to: "Katie Price Admits Masturbation Habit." 1 day old
by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
Ms. Price claimed that she sometimes fantasizes about men of power such as Rupert Murdoch, Tony Blair, President Obama and California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Amazing how one paragraph is guaranteed to give you nightmares........ more…
In response to: "Englishman Found Guilty of Sexual Breach of the Peace." 1 day old
by sparkles101 [Member]
:)):)):)) Confiscated the wife under the what be what act!!! :)):)):)) *giggles* that's so funny ;D :yes: :>> more…
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by tel1342 Pro
No thers's a thought. more…
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by brokendownangel Pro
OMG it just shows nothing is sacred - and you should never ever leave your laptop in your car! more…
In response to: "Katie Price Admits Masturbation Habit." 2 days old
by sparkles101 [Member]
hehehehe!!! :)) we're here to experience life ;D so why not eh?!!! :)) more…
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by brokendownangel Pro
WOW what a fabulous parent she is!!!! more…
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by brokendownangel Pro
YAY For COUGARS then! :)) more…
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by emja69 Pro
My breasts are very like a celebrity star - Kim lol not as droopy though. more…
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by brokendownangel Pro
Maybe it will make them more sensitive to the needs of their fishwives LOL more…
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by eggbod [Member]
What?
Have researchers found male fish stashing new handbags under the (sea)bed? more…
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by sparkles101 [Member]
:)):)) made me giggle today :yes: ;D more…
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by brokendownangel Pro
Another brilliant piece of writing LOL more…
In response to: "British Told to Have Sex with the Norwegians!" 3 days old
by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
In exile? I am in gods own country mate!!!!!!! :)):)) more…
In response to: "British Told to Have Sex with the Norwegians!" 3 days old
by tel1342 Pro
Thanks for all your comments, mate they are appreciated. Even from people living in exile. more…
In response to: "British Told to Have Sex with the Norwegians!" 3 days old
by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
:)):)) Fair play mate :)):)) more…
In response to: "British Told to Have Sex with the Norwegians!" 3 days old
by tel1342 Pro
Fiesta? Christ you Island people love your comforts don't you?
I'd just get an old Stavanger, and hope that she is not Lillestrom when I get there! more…
In response to: "British Told to Have Sex with the Norwegians!" 3 days old
by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
Should I buy a Fjord Fiesta as a shagging wagon then?????? more…