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• North Korea Launch Missiles At United States! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (71 days old)

  In a dramatic further escalation of tensions, North Korea fired four ballistic missiles at the United States this morning. None of the targeted missiles hit the United States, as all fell harm… more

• Kate & Will's Royal Baby From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (105 days old)

  A Staffordshire pottery firm has begun producing a commemorative mug for Kate and Will’s royal baby. The Emma Bridgewater firm, in Stoke-on-Trent, started work on the blue, red and white mugs l… more

• Nude Photos of Michelle Obama From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (112 days old)

  The US president and the first lady are currently in Southport UK attending the birthday celebration of one of Michelle Obama's cousins Felicity Fullopity. Felicity, who is now 21, was recently… more

• Fantastic News from The UK Benefits Agency: From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (145 days old)

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• Fantastic New Lose Weight Diet Plan Set to take the Nation by Storm From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (156 days old)

  A new weight loss plan is set to sweep the United Kingdomand it is endorsed by the Government and actually works, some experts are calling it the best diet plan of all time. The diet, known as … more

• Get A Second Opinion! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (157 days old)

  Throughout history there have been times when a new disease or disorder has been discovered and successfully diagnosed. Yet for some reason, the new disease then becomes a popular diagnosis amon… more

• Sexual Problem Ask Dr Tel From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (159 days old)

  Dear Dr Tel, I am not cut. Is that the reason why my dick is so skinny? Timothy O January 02, 2013 Dr Tel replies: There is an ongoing debate within the medical profession about the pros a… more

• Yeast Infections, Not Just for Fannies Any-more From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (159 days old)

  BBC Kent Regional NHS Noro Virus Update and STI Latest News. We are following a slow breaking story, where a man from Cranbrook was forced out of his habitat that he had occupied for nigh on 2… more

• Benitez Sacked at Chelsea FC From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (159 days old)

  Chelsea President and owner Romano Abramovitch moved fast this morning to bring the 10 match, 42 day Rafa Benitez love affair with the Chelsea fans to an end. Following a shock 0-2 defeat to Swan… more

• I Believe In Father Christmas From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (180 days old)

  Targeting both the young and adult market Tel Boy has released a new modified but original version of an early 70’s Christmas Song. Denying that this was another attempt to sell himself as a musi… more

• A Christmas Confession From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (180 days old)

  I was out on the lash today, at our work pre Christmas lunch bash, and as I walked past a local church I noticed a gathering inside. Being full of the joys and spirit of Christmas I went on in… more

• Hillsborough Charity Xmas Single Under Threat From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (183 days old)

  There's a movement each year to stop X-Factor getting to number one," said X-Factor music release manager, Simone Towel. "We expected this year to be no different." The Hillsborough charity singl… more

• Rosie Meets Santa 'Bugs Bunny' From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (185 days old)

  You can watch the video Click HERE… more

• "Cranbrook Woman Thinks She's A Cat" – Court Told From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (193 days old)

  Maggs Frost, a 45 year old spinster from Cranbrook, believes she is a beautiful seven year old pedigree Persian cat called Milly. Sentencing Frost to a suspended six months in jail, Cranbrook Mag… more

• First photo of Royal Baby EXCLUSIVE From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (195 days old)

  I have to say that this news reporter is going to be avoiding all tabloid editions for the next nine months. Two days ago we had St James Palace announcing that Kate, Duchess of Cambridge is expe… more

• Kate is Pregnant From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (197 days old)

  The Palace announced this afternoon that the Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant and expecting twins: The tabloids are set to go OTT for a change and are already setting about promoting naming Kate… more

• Terry Releases Christmas Single From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (198 days old)

  They say Christmas gets earlier and earlier with each year that passes. But for one man, it's coming especially early this year! Tel Boy, the ageing Scouse crooner, has just released his annual C… more

• Mannequin Rapist Strikes Again From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (199 days old)

  A mannequin, who cannot be identified until her relatives can be notified, was discovered half undressed; face down, on the floor of the hardware department, on the sixth floor of a prestigious UK… more

• Local Pub Goes Total Festive! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (205 days old)

  Just got back from visiting one of our local pubs, this is a sleepy little village pub in the heart of Kent that gets a festive paint over every year with a Christmas themed mural that covers the wh… more

• What has happened to the novelty Christmas No 1? From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (208 days old)

  December used to be silly season for the charts. The Christmas Top 40 was home to the wacky (Mr Blobby), the weird (Mike Flowers Pops) and Cliff Richard. But in recent years there has been a swe… more

• Town Christmas Panto Breaches Geneva Convention From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (214 days old)

  Theatre audiences in Kent are infamous for their appreciation of the Arts. However the market town of Cranbrook is infamous for giving their local amdram performers a hard time. It appears that… more

• University Study Finds Being Drunk is Fun From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (215 days old)

  London University released the findings of its two-year long and much debated research study on the popularity of drinking this morning. Dr Francis Timms, Head of Research and professor at the… more

• NASA's Mars Exploration Rover Goes Walkies From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (218 days old)

  NASA's Mars Exploration Rover Mission (MER) is an ongoing robotic space mission involving two rovers, Spirit and Opportunity, exploring the planet Mars. It began in 2003 with the sending of the tw… more

• Female Student Sells Her Virginity at Auction From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (222 days old)

  It was reported today that a Californian student Ms Chelsea Magdellan had sold her virginity in an online auction, for the princely sum of $690,000, and this seems to have stimulated a new fad in on… more

• World's Tightest Vagina From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (224 days old)

  Maggie O’Shea, a pretty 20 year old Irish girl walked off last night with the prestigious 'World's Tightest Vagina' Trophy’. Maggie beat a hundred other hopefuls in the 3-Day event that ha… more

• Halloween Sex Party Investigation From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (225 days old)

  A major row erupted earlier this week when Flight Lieutenant Jesse Mountjoy was granted permission to carry out a Pagan Halloween Ritual at her base in Brize Norton, Oxfordshire. Under laws pr… more

• Man Shoots Firework at David Cameron From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (225 days old)

  The male, believed to be in his early fifties, and from Yorkshire, dropped his trousers and inserted a long rocket-like device into his crack just as the PM got out of his car to wave to the crowd. … more

• Prostitution Struggling - Hard Times From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (226 days old)

  The UK sex industry has historically never really been affected by socio economic downturns. Normally turgid even during tough times, the industry has become flaccid in recent months. This is pa… more

• Sexist Britain From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (234 days old)

  Well, no doubt you are trying to read this fantastic, humorous, well-crafted piece of literature with your pleased eyeballs, and somewhere off in the distance you can hear a buzzing. You really … more

• Rolvenden woman lives according to Bible for one year and is not happy! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (239 days old)

  Rolvenden woman lives according to Bible for one year and is not happy! A female Rolvenden blogger, Margaret Held Evans, lived an entire year according to the rules laid out in the King James Ver… more

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